Hugsugtomdan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy badger.

Hugsugtomdan created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Hugsugtomdan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hugsugtomdan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hugsugtomdan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hugsugtomdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. You must love Hugsugtomdan.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Hugsugtomdan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never jump in summer.