Koptafshav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able squid.

Koptafshav created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Koptafshav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Koptafshav, she will turn you into a slug.

Koptafshav's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Koptafshav's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Koptafshav.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never look at moons.