Godwodflow is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent otter.

Godwodflow created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Godwodflow, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Godwodflow, he will strike you with lightening.

Godwodflow's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Godwodflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never feed cherries to goats while wearing coats.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Always wear plain rings during rituals.