Mancebsan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful chicken.

Mancebsan created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mancebsan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mancebsan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mancebsan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mancebsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never feed lots of corn to tortoises while wearing green scarves.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never talk about snails.