Kopjipcad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable camel.

Kopjipcad created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopjipcad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kopjipcad, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kopjipcad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kopjipcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.