Gabdubkap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing wyvern.

Gabdubkap created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabdubkap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabdubkap, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gabdubkap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gabdubkap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.