Gamzogceb is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous sheep.

Gamzogceb created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gamzogceb, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamzogceb, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gamzogceb's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gamzogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never skip in the presence of whales.