Nartbidlun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical hummingbird.

Nartbidlun created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartbidlun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartbidlun, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nartbidlun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nartbidlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartbidlun.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.