Negcithatwip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, benevolent toad.

Negcithatwip created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negcithatwip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negcithatwip, he will turn you into a worm.

Negcithatwip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Negcithatwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Put Negcithatwip first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never gather eight moths in one place.