Fomdossboss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Fomdossboss created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdossboss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomdossboss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fomdossboss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fomdossboss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear purple ear rings on sacred days.

3. Fomdossboss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing kilts.

5. Do not wear rings marked with fawn.