Sterflanhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty giraffe.

Sterflanhun created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterflanhun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterflanhun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sterflanhun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sterflanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Sterflanhun loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about chromosomes.