Motkipwip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy dingo.

Motkipwip created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Motkipwip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motkipwip, she will curse you with boils.

Motkipwip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Motkipwip's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.