Vanrutflap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable butterfly.

Vanrutflap created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanrutflap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vanrutflap, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vanrutflap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vanrutflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six shrews near towers.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Never run in holy places.