Bummeghot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever crane.

Bummeghot created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bummeghot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bummeghot, he will laugh at you.

Bummeghot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bummeghot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.