Pinrutab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthinking wombat.

Pinrutab created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinrutab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pinrutab, it will come to you in dreams.

Pinrutab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pinrutab's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never remain bowed at midday.