Gunbinfab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful capybara.

Gunbinfab created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbinfab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gunbinfab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gunbinfab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gunbinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.