Afapphak Japyarp Abbarnpark is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective hyena.

Afapphak Japyarp Abbarnpark created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afapphak Japyarp Abbarnpark, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afapphak Japyarp Abbarnpark, she will be mildly annoyed.

Afapphak Japyarp Abbarnpark's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Afapphak Japyarp Abbarnpark's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must pray to Afapphak Japyarp Abbarnpark seven times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.