Betgunfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying squid.

Betgunfly created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Betgunfly, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Betgunfly, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Betgunfly's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Betgunfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.