Vindodmip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident fish.

Vindodmip created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vindodmip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vindodmip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Vindodmip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vindodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always store grapes above ground.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Vindodmip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Never eat wheat on fasting days.