Tofsawvol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident tapir.

Tofsawvol created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofsawvol, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tofsawvol, she will laugh at you.

Tofsawvol's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tofsawvol's Holy Commandments

1. Tofsawvol loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Never chant while facing north.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.