Fubnellyarpyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish coyote.

Fubnellyarpyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubnellyarpyarl, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fubnellyarpyarl, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fubnellyarpyarl's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fubnellyarpyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

4. Never think about optics near manatees while wearing white boots and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Never paint your feet gray.