Bafdapbot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful crane.

Bafdapbot created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdapbot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafdapbot, she will turn you into a frog.

Bafdapbot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bafdapbot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sharks approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bafdapbot on top of all buildings.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Always obey Bafdapbot's priests.