Kombitpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kombitpit created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombitpit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kombitpit, he will not care.

Kombitpit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kombitpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Put Kombitpit first in all things.

3. Never stain your chest with brown.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about spacetime near eagles while wearing violet coats and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.