Gepbedman is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tiresome rat.

Gepbedman created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Gepbedman, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepbedman, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gepbedman's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gepbedman's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing west.

2. Always remove scarves before touching carbon.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not sing at forests.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.