Jinrotcutcem is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent cobra.

Jinrotcutcem created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jinrotcutcem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinrotcutcem, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jinrotcutcem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jinrotcutcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not consume apples at dawn.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

5. Never wear blue rings.