Zagruttont is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful wren.

Zagruttont created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagruttont, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zagruttont, she will turn you into a hamster.

Zagruttont's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zagruttont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing purple ear rings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Always remove kilts before touching gold.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zagruttont.