Tailfenarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, kind raccoon.

Tailfenarn created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfenarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailfenarn, she will turn you into a mole.

Tailfenarn's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tailfenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide if eight pigs approach from the west.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Always obey Tailfenarn's priests.