Bigfadsit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain donkey.

Bigfadsit created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigfadsit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bigfadsit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bigfadsit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bigfadsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never mix peas with oil.

5. Do not take Bigfadsit's name in vain.