Fudminsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring wolf.

Fudminsaw created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudminsaw, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudminsaw, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fudminsaw's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fudminsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always store apples above ground.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.