Jannulsatvag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered human.

Jannulsatvag created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jannulsatvag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jannulsatvag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jannulsatvag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jannulsatvag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jannulsatvag first in all things.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. You must pray to Jannulsatvag nine times a day.