Liklabcud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty giraffe.

Liklabcud created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liklabcud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Liklabcud, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Liklabcud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Liklabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.