Didgess is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind bird.

Didgess created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didgess, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didgess, she will try to impress you with trees.

Didgess' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Didgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.