Tipwadhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witless centaur.

Tipwadhun created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipwadhun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tipwadhun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tipwadhun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tipwadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always obey Tipwadhun's priests.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.