Viglabfob is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unselfish squirrel.

Viglabfob created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Viglabfob, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Viglabfob, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Viglabfob's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Viglabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your hands before prayer.

2. Always remove trousers before touching tin.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Never record signs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.