Timsigwiptitstercedhabbus is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever snake.

Timsigwiptitstercedhabbus created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Timsigwiptitstercedhabbus, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Timsigwiptitstercedhabbus, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Timsigwiptitstercedhabbus' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Timsigwiptitstercedhabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.