Hannuttfas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing frog.

Hannuttfas created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hannuttfas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hannuttfas, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hannuttfas' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hannuttfas' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hannuttfas.

2. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

5. Never wear orange rings.