Madfutflap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic goose.

Madfutflap created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Madfutflap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madfutflap, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Madfutflap's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Madfutflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never feed coconuts to nematodes while wearing blue coats.

5. Always wear yellow.