Hugdubbeplim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish wasp.

Hugdubbeplim created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdubbeplim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hugdubbeplim, he will turn you into a tree.

Hugdubbeplim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hugdubbeplim's Holy Commandments

1. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with dolphins.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hop in public.