Listlistfem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic hedgehog.

Listlistfem created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listlistfem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listlistfem, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Listlistfem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Listlistfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always share apples with strangers, but never with bats.

5. Always remove dresses before touching aluminium.