Limtigpark Kartaldut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy elephant.

Limtigpark Kartaldut created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Limtigpark Kartaldut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Limtigpark Kartaldut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Limtigpark Kartaldut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Limtigpark Kartaldut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Limtigpark Kartaldut on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.