Kadcutsak Cummifdab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking cat.

Kadcutsak Cummifdab created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadcutsak Cummifdab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kadcutsak Cummifdab, it will make you grow a tail.

Kadcutsak Cummifdab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kadcutsak Cummifdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.