Sangilsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain dingo.

Sangilsit created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Sangilsit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sangilsit, she will remove you from existence.

Sangilsit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sangilsit's Holy Commandments

1. Sangilsit loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Never wear magenta boots.

5. Never look at moons.