Botdinfub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful fly.

Botdinfub created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botdinfub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Botdinfub, he will turn you into a duck.

Botdinfub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Botdinfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not prepare corn while filled with envy.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Heed all signs.