Bunyok is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident crocodile.

Bunyok created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyok, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bunyok, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bunyok's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bunyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Pray only in firelight.