Stancumgatrag Motfatlun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent duck.

Stancumgatrag Motfatlun created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stancumgatrag Motfatlun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stancumgatrag Motfatlun, she will turn you into a dog.

Stancumgatrag Motfatlun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stancumgatrag Motfatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

3. Do not name children after snakes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.