Dubpidkabrow is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful wombat.

Dubpidkabrow created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubpidkabrow, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dubpidkabrow, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dubpidkabrow's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dubpidkabrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle platinum while unclean.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Always obey Dubpidkabrow's priests.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.