Nibgedzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, impressive spider.

Nibgedzig created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgedzig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibgedzig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nibgedzig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nibgedzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.