Rapkamfig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise lizard.

Rapkamfig created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapkamfig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rapkamfig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rapkamfig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rapkamfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near horses.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.