Karsugloop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless manatee.

Karsugloop created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karsugloop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Karsugloop, it will turn you into a snail.

Karsugloop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Karsugloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.