Mobarmxuctim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sage wren.

Mobarmxuctim created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobarmxuctim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mobarmxuctim, she will not invite you to parties.

Mobarmxuctim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mobarmxuctim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Hide from red snakes for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Do not commit murder.