Rutquimyartbimstikrillsat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective goose.

Rutquimyartbimstikrillsat created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutquimyartbimstikrillsat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rutquimyartbimstikrillsat, it will turn you into a plant.

Rutquimyartbimstikrillsat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rutquimyartbimstikrillsat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

3. Always share figs with strangers, but never with sheep.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

5. Do not prepare beans while filled with envy.